How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !