How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone