How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist