How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.