When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

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What do you do meet an old friend?

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...