A flap in the face.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
He was running on fumes.
A leperchaun!
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.