What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.