What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.