What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps