How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.