How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.