Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?

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What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.