What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!