What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet