You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Her computer had a bug...
squash*
A flat.