What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

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It wanted to play squash.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*