What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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NOICE!!!!

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They'll tell you

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We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

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Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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It would just take a few bytes then run.

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It's alimentary, Watson.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."