What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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She wanted to see how long she slept.

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They always want to play leap frog with him

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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No, seriously, I want to know.

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Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

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The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*