Watson the menu
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He can't go anywhere without Robin'
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
Cellfcentered
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Sherlock, homes
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
