How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)