How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)