How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!