Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare