Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*