Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.