What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.