What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!