What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city