What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine