What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.