Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.