He got hit by a bus!
A bus full of old people
I dropped it on his head.
U mad scientist?
Well, it worked with the slaves.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Because he got hit by a car
He was hit by a truck.