Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.