Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Icecream Jokes More Icecream Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!