He got hit by a bus!
A bus full of rednecks
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
He got hit by a truck...
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
He was hit by a truck.
