Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car