He was hit by a truck.
When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Because he got hit by a truck!
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Fall out boy
He was galactose intolerant.
Because he was hit by a truck
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
He got hit by a bus!
