What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

9gag Jokes More 9gag Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"