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In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
A: Your car.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
All the conservatives are out working.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
About 5 seconds.
About a day.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.