App Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.