What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag