What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

App Jokes More App Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.