What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.