What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.