What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels