What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.