What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel