What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)