What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.