Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)