Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.