Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "