What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS