What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS