What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive