How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)