How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "