How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving