What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes