Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.