Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.