Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.