Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.