Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.