Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.