Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...