Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.