Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".