Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.