Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."