Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.