Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.