Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.