Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.