Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.