What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.