What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even