What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.