What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty