What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that