What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.