Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Him: " I am dusting off man.."
Credit to Bo Burnham.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
A bear-icade
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
