Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
11 years old.
...but you might not get it.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
You probably haven't heard it.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
A pub.
Because there's a BartEnder there.
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
