Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
ram a man
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
I'LL BE BACH*
Ubear.
Dalek themselves clean
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
I heard the clubs are to die for.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
Because there's a BartEnder there.
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
