How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y