How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.