How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**