What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.