What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR