What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.