What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.