What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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His hand caught fire.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza