What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!