How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!