How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Because I saw so."

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I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."

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Tobaccio

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Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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Senor citizen.

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Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!