How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Eh.

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asked every guy under 30.

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!