How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What do you call an elderly person from Spain?

Senor citizen.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!