How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours :P

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!