Tobaccio
I want my quarter back!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Post on Sundays.
Quidditching
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
The one smoking the cigarette.