Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "