Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.