Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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A Hot Cross Bunny

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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my supply was short.

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She peed her pants (read out loud)

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His pants had no ballroom.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "