Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!