Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?