Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!