Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.