Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one