Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play