Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!