Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.