Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.