Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.