What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.