What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.