What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!