What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE