Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.