Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.