Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.