Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.