Hop suey!
A hare dare.
They both have hops.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
They're both crushed-asians
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.