What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.