What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny