Hop suey!
Because it messes with their hops
Hop rods.
A Columbus.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Pilot season
He didn't like Chinese food.
Make it Tso's Number One."
He does lots of bare-obics.
Bugs Bunny