What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.