What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.