What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.