What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

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What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

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What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.