What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!