What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!