What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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