What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard