What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.