What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing