What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard