What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!