What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.