What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.