What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second