What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number