How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.