How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human