How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.