How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.