How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."