How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.