Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Grudge Jokes More Grudge Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.