Strap a steak to the ceiling
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Rave at the party.
Maully.
You staple food on the ceilings.
Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
They torque.
The Grudge at a rave.
Because there's so much base.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
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Mauly.
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
The elephants are using them as tampons
An elefanatic, of course.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
An OxyMoron!
A drizzly bear.
Because bears don't go to college.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
15 years.
I've got some steak in it.
You mootilate it.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Between a politician and a news camera.
