Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

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What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.