What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.