What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."