What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.