Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.