Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison