Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.