What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?