How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you