How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.