How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you