How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind